Author Archives: Meghan Hodge

Editor’s note: The following is a part of our “Shallot” series. All content is unbelievably fake. An upset around campus has broken out recently over the last installment of the Harry Potter films. Many students who are fans of the … Continue reading →

The following is a part of our Shallot series. All content is unbelievably fake. When a Duck fan is asked to describe the essence of the football experience, they’ll usually say three things: Autzen, tailgating, and cheerleaders. They’ve become a … Continue reading →

The following is a part of our Shallot series. All content is unbelievably fake. Rex Lexington stands facing the rain-soaked streets, eyes squinting and watchful as he survey’s the scene. It’s a Wednesday afternoon, Lexington’s busiest time. He’s dressed in … Continue reading →

Editors note: The following is satire. All content is amazingly fake. For most native Oregonians, the recent wave of downpours is nothing out of the ordinary. The lake-sized puddles everywhere you step, the icy wind chill and hard-hitting raindrops that hit … Continue reading →

Editor’s note: This is a satirical article published as part of the Emerald’s “Shallot” series. The University boasts a considerable list of notable alumni and other associates. Author Chuck Palahniuk graduated from the University; so did Portland Mayor Sam Adams. … Continue reading →

Editor’s note: This is a satirical article published as part of the Emerald’s “Shallot” series. A dramatic decrease in the amount of parties around the University campus in the wake of the clash between University students and police is leaving … Continue reading →

Greg Wallace doesn’t remember how he got here. He doesn’t remember putting on the hospital gown,  or getting strapped into a chair that looks and feels like it came straight out of a medieval torture chamber either. The one thing … Continue reading →