Author Archives: JoAnna Wendel

About JoAnna Wendel

JoAnna Wendel is a columnist for the Oregon Daily Emerald. She is a sophomore studying biology and geology. Before she was a columnist, JoAnna freelanced for the Emerald. And before that, JoAnna was editor in chief of her high school newspaper, so she is excited to be a part of her college paper. JoAnna loves to read and she occasionally paints. After college, she hopes to be a writer for National Geographic, Discover Magazine or Scientific American.

The city of Seattle’s savior

By: Sam Bouchat In a world such as ours, great people are hard to come by. Crazy people, conversely, pop up like hidden fees in a Comcast bill. But sometimes if we’re lucky, crazy and great will mix to make … Continue reading

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The day I owned the jungle

This winter break, I went on a 14 day cruise from LA to Hawaii and back. The four days I spent in Hawaii were the most breathtakingly beautiful and exciting days of my life, and I definitely want to go … Continue reading

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The day the ocean rusted

Photosynthesis – the process of capturing a photon of light and through a series of complicated electron exchanges, exhaling oxygen – is the base on which most life on the planet lives. Yeah, there are some really awesome bacteria living … Continue reading

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Feeling hungry?

It’s evening, and all I can think about is the rumbling in my tummy and the mouth-watering smells coming out of the oven, where my roommate has a large batch of banana chocolate-chip cookies baking away. And because all I … Continue reading

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Why you will never be as cool as an octopus

I got a book this summer called Octopus: the Ocean’s Intelligent Invertebrate. If I had time, I would start a religion around worshipping octopuses (not octopi) because they are so cool. But since I have to get back to studying … Continue reading

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Caves: a brief lesson in awesome

They’re dark, they’re damp, they’re cold, and most of the time, they’re deadly. Caves are some of the least-explored phenomena of the modern world, even in today’s age of exploration. It’s been said that caves are the last frontier (at … Continue reading

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Science mysteries!

1.      UNSOLVED: The Tunguska Event 102 years ago, there was a very loud KA BOOM over the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in Siberia, and hundreds of trees decided to lie down. The night sky lit up due to dense clouds that … Continue reading

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Your brain on superstition…is wrong.

One day some years ago, I was walking down the street, basking in the beautiful sunlight o’ life, and I happened to glance up right as a giant black raven flew overhead. Then I looked down at the precise moment … Continue reading

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The Zombie Apocalypse, invading brains one at a time.

      Zombies. You’ve seen the movies. The world these days is obsessed with zombies, has always been obsessed with zombies, and I remember the days when “zombie” was where “slutty” is in a Halloween costume. To satiate your … Continue reading

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New criteria for bowl games stirs up drama

Editor’s note: This satirical piece is part of our “Shallot” series. All content is unbelievably fake. In a news conference just held today, Chairman of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) Graham Spanier announced a number of new qualification requirements have … Continue reading

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