The United States, comic book weapons, and the Iranian threat

As I sit here typing this, the Iranian government finishes up war games tests of their new ballistic missile defense system, meanwhile the U.S. is touting a new weapon dubbed, perhaps, as eloquently as possible: “The Puke Stick”. A device capable of being mounted on the roof of a HMVEE or potentially carried by a footsoldier. It functions by way of an intense, but non-lethal form of microwave radiation that’s unidirectional. Initial concerns can be summed up with a few simple questions “What are the long-term affects of this?”, “Does it kill babies?”, and “Will it affect the end-user?”. Initially, tests have been considered successful. Though I suppose now that Iran has first-strike capabilities against our European airbases (Which were our first-strike bases against them) we should not be worried! We can make them physically ill, meanwhile, they can kill half of Europe. For more information, check out: